Yoshiki's Picnic - 04, 05




Part four - A Pain Too Great to Share


Inside Yoshiki screamed with pain, but on the outside he showed only his straightest face.

Part five - Park Concert

After Közi had taken his place between Mana and his bench and Sugizo, Yoshiki continued to scream in the deepest depths of his never-ending pit of a mind. As for the rest of the picnickers they were j-rockers after all and began to sing while they waited for the rest of their picnic companions to arrive. HYDE started off with an eclectic variety of English words and sounds, impressing the group all except for Mana who scoffed quietly. He was quick to be the next in the rocking circle and bursted out with dark lyrics and an industrial sound. This seemed to irritate the rest of the superstars, but közi enjoyed it and sang in uniform with him. Next the group pushed miyavi to show off himself, as he'd been picking grass and throwing it quietly. He hummed a little and pushed out some depressing and bland singing. When he'd finished everything was quiet for a while before Sugizo started humming a funky beat and tapping on his knees. He started to sing about funk and life then asked them, "No funk? So what! Sing me the funk!" The rest swayed and danced a little, deeply into his catchy performance. His voice was unique and pleasant to listen to and the tape he played to compliment it did it's job well. He finally finished and some quietly applauded. Sugizo looked around to see who was left and his eyes fell onto the nearest person, which was the member of glay.

"Why do you not show us what you have got?" he asked the guy.

"Ah, hai! Hai!" He then began to rock back and forth, making peculiar faces. He suddenly started shouting things out. His lyrics were had a sort of manufactured feel to them and were set to an instantly forgettable tune. The others found themselves quickly bored with him, and Hyde spoke up and asked Yoshiki to show them what he did. None of the members really knew what Yoshiki did or even why he was always hanging out with them. They were understandably curious about what in blazes he was about.

Yoshiki blushed at the stares from all the members and sang something that was hard to place and apparently not very remarkable. He finished and was comforted to see that no one was staring at him anymore, but were digging into their caviar sandwiches. He glanced at Mana and smirked when he saw him bite into his sandwich and saw the caviar squirt out from the half-inch thick slices of whole-wheat bread, falling onto Mana's pants. Yoshiki knew the kind of stain caviar left and was comforted to know that Mana liked that particular pantsuit he happened to be wearing when he had just spilled caviar on the pantsuit he was wearing.

As he was examining the dripping fish eggs on Mana's crotch, Tetsu gasped some words out and began to choke out some kind of garbling song. The others began to have chitting and chatting about various other things, when Hyde sighed rather loudly at what he saw.


1 comment:

Calix said...

Me: [comments first, reads next after]
I think you read everything first then comment, don't you. WELL. I like to be SURPRISED. And now I am working for my chapters. Hahaha.

Part four was sooooooo unbearably long! I couldn't stand being in Yoshiki's screaming agony for that long! What kind of horrible, cruel, mean, nasty writer are you?!?!?!?!?!?!

[laughing] Part five is soooo pointless, but I guess they're all pretty pointless, aren't they. [laughs] But of course being j-rockers after all they have to sing. D: How many more picnic companions are coming...?! Hahaha. I like that everyone is irritated by Mana's singing (even though Mana never speaks....hahahaha) except Közi. Of course not Közi. [laughs] Adorable man. [pinches his cheeks] O:

...Sugizo started humming a funky beat and tapping on his knees. He started to sing about funk and life then asked them, "No funk? So what! Sing me the funk!"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. I should've expected that, and yet, I did not. Hahaha.

Glay guy got ignored, hahaha. How sad!

They were understandably curious about what in blazes he was about.
WHAT IN BLAZES! hahahahaha. Sooooo retarded. [laughs] And yay, Yoshiki gets his ANGER taken out on stupid Mana. Hahahaha. I like that I know how thick his whole-wheat bread slices are. Next time I make some sandwiches for j-rockers, I will have to keep that preference in mind. D:

Yoshiki knew the kind of stain caviar left and was comforted to know that Mana liked that particular pantsuit he happened to be wearing when he had just spilled caviar on the pantsuit he was wearing.
[had to read that four times] Hahhahahahahaha. I soooo hate when people write that badly. I mean...can't you proofread?! [laughs]

As he was examining the dripping fish eggs on Mana's crotch...
EWWWWWW! [laughs] Not a good mental picture.

This was a cute one. (Not) nice, overly detailed descriptions of their singing styles. Hahaha. Sugizo's was my favorite, obviously. WOHO! Onto the next I go!